survey
Thursday, May. 13, 2004 at 2:18 a.m.
:::...The usual boring bullshit...::: | |
whats ur name man?: | Jennifer |
do you like it?: | I love it! |
nicknames?: | shorty, J.Lo (I have NO idea why) Kmart, monkey baby (dont fucking ask) |
age?: | 19 |
siblings?: | yes |
who do you live with?: | Grandparents |
do you live in an appartment, trailor, etc?: | duplex |
whats your sign baby?: | capricorn |
dick/dickless?: | dickless if I understand the question right. |
where were you born?: | Canton, Ohio |
do you still live there?: | yup |
why/why not?: | because its where my house is |
if not, where do you live?: | -- |
do ya like it where you are currently residing?: | I can deal with it |
are you in highschooL?: | yes |
arent your teachers a bitch?: | hell yea! |
whats your best friends name?: | Justine |
is this a guy or a girl, your best friend?: | Chick |
do you have more friends of the opposite sex?: | about the same |
why do you think that is?: | because I am just an awesome person |
:::...social life and school...::: | |
do you play alot of sports?: | no |
which ones?: | -- |
why?: | -- |
if you dont, why not?: | im too lazy |
are you afraid of publicity?: | kinda |
would you hump a sign right now in front of 200 ppl you know?: | I dont knwo 200 people |
i would. so you got a girl/boy *them special ones?*: | no ::sad face:: |
what's their name?: | -- |
if you dont have one, do ya like being lonely?: | fuck you |
are you depressed alot?: | I used to be |
what do you think your friends think of you?: | I dont think they could live without me |
are you a true playerrrr?: | nah |
i am. so what are your grades?: | straight A's (only cuz I have two classes) |
are you proud of them?: | yes sir |
whats the lowest grade you ahve?: | A |
the highest?: | A |
who's the bitchiest teacher?: | Mrs. Breon, my tech writing teacher. Fuck her |
the nicest?: | Scott, my fire science teacher. He is awesome. |
are you taking any foreign languages?: | I did |
which ones?: | spanish. But I know some russian too! |
:::...RANDOMNESS...::: say what comes to mind | |
derek: | manser |
bird: | devils |
keyboard: | click click |
jeff: | West. Funnie as hell. |
sonic: | the hedge hog |
tom: | The russian. |
jerry: | My daddy |
period: | end of sentence |
march: | band |
captain: | fire fighters |
smile: | teeth |
rain: | beautiful |
kisses: | happiness |
aladin: | abu |
:::...More "just stuff"...::: | |
what's your favorite cereal?: | honey combs |
favorite beverage?: | beer |
that was short...:::Illegalizing:::... | |
do you smoke weed on a weekly basis?: | no |
how bout drinkin??: | yes |
do you think marijuana should be legalized?: | I dont care either way |
so do i. why do you think it should/shouldnt?: | -- |
whats the most hardcore drug you have ever done?: | probably pot |
when was the last concert you went to and got wasted?: | never got wasted at a concert |
when was the last party you attended?: | saturday |
did you get blazed?: | trashed. |
i did. what did you do this new years?: | my grandparents 60th wedding ann. |
have you ever been suspended from school?: | no |
if so, for what?: | -- |
if not, do you want to be?: | no |
have you ever been caught at school w/ guns, drugs, alcohol etc?: | no |
i havent. do you TAKE it to school and sell it?: | hell no. Do I sound stupid to you? |
are you a total crackwhore?: | oh yea baby |
have you ever done crack?: | nah |
what about ice? lol. same thing stupid.: | really? |
methenphatamine?: | no |
the big "E"?: | no |
Weed?: | yes |
heroin?: | no |
cocaine?: | no |
are you just some goodygood?: | doubt it |
do you go to football games?: | hell fucking no |
do you get high there?: | that would be awesome! |
i do. what about drink?: | not in public. Im not old enough goose! |
i do. how often do you go to an event that you dont do something wrong at?: | never |
^including school^: | I dont go to school events |
:::SEX::: *i know yall perves like this one* | |
what is the most you've done w/ the opposite sex?: | Ive gone all the way |
how bout the same sex?: | a smooch I guess |
ever made out w/ your best friend?: | no |
did you like it? *i bet you did*: | -- |
how old were you when you had your first kiss?: | I dont even remember my first kiss. |
when you first had sex?: | 18 |
is your pussy all stretchy *if you're a girl or a hedero*: | I dont think. |
do you sell your body for crack money?: | I would if I had to |
have you ever given someone 'head'?: | yes |
did they like it?: | they came back for more so you figure it out |
have you ever done anything sexual with a relative? cousin? etc?: | cant say I have |
eww!: | Id say so pervert |
what about an animal?: | Have you lost your fucking mind? |
^applies to that. have you ever humped a dog?: | no! |
how bout a a chair? i have.: | congradulations |
ever fantasized about a teacher?: | yes |
other authority?: | im sure i have |
do you masturbate alot?: | no |
why/why not?: | because I just dont |
do you use your hand?: | Are you getting off on this? |
something else?: | -- |
have you ever looked at porn?: | yes |
what sites do you go to? *I suggest gay british porn*: | dont have any |
do you masturbate to pictures?: | -- |
are you gay/straight/bi?: | straight |
if you're straight: ever think EVER about the same sex? *dont lie*: | of course I do |
are you getting horny right now just thinking about it?: | not really |
are you attracted to whites/hispanic/africans/canadian?: | americans, russians, ukrainians. |
:::canadians::: | |
do you like canadians?: | sure |
:::family life::: | |
were you abused as a child?: | neglected |
did you tell anyone?: | they knew |
why/why not?: | that is why I dont speak to or live with my mother anymore. |
its called 911 kids!! save yourself!! have you ever pranked the police?: | yes i have. |
did your mom find you behind the living room chair and spank ya w/ a book?: | no |
have you ever been spanked with something other than a hand?: | yes. |
whats the longest you've been grounded?: | I dont think Ive ever been grounded |
what was it for?: | -- |
do you think you deserved it?: | -- |
:::psycho therapy::: | |
do you bite your fingernails?: | yes |
how bout the toes?: | no |
do you smoke cigarettes?: | yes |
do you like it or just do it to be "cool"?: | I do it because I am addicted |
do you think you are cool?: | I am so fucking awesome. |
why?: | dont question it just accept it |
why not?: | -- |
if you had the choice to start over, would you?: | hell fucking no |
or would you go 10 years into the future and see where you'd be?: | yes |
what do you think you'll see in 10 years?: | I'll be a paramedic maybe running my own business on the side and finally have found someone who loves me. |
what would you do different if you went back?: | I would take back any pain Ive caused my friends, I wouldnt have cheated on Ryan and that is about it |
do you think there is a god?: | I believe in a higher power but not neccassarly god |
with that, i'm out... goodbye. SAY BYE! hope you liked it! :): | later. |
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